{"id":71,"date":"2024-04-07T13:31:10","date_gmt":"2024-04-07T11:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogsocieta.wordpress.com\/?p=71"},"modified":"2026-08-24T12:05:15","modified_gmt":"2026-08-24T12:05:15","slug":"le-retour-des-cours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/2024\/04\/07\/le-retour-des-cours\/","title":{"rendered":"Le retour des cours"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large is-resized is-style-rounded\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"771\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20260729_104949-1-771x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-451\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.7529626253418414;width:328px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20260729_104949-1-771x1024.jpg 771w, https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20260729_104949-1-226x300.jpg 226w, https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20260729_104949-1-768x1020.jpg 768w, https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20260729_104949-1-1157x1536.jpg 1157w, https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20260729_104949-1-1542x2048.jpg 1542w, https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_20260729_104949-1-scaled.jpg 1928w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 771px) 100vw, 771px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Bienvenue en cours<br>Mets toi dans un four<br>Cris pas \u00a0aux secours<br>Tu \u00e9tais pour<br><br><br><br>Bienvenue en \u00a0r\u00eave<br>Tu faisais Dev<br>Maintenant c\u2019est chic<br>En math\u00e9matique<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Et il y a plus sport <br>Tu \u00e9tais si fort<br>Mais c\u2019est fini<br>Plus de Platini<br><br><br><br>C\u2019est donc la sagesse<br>Un nouveau boulot<br>Va bien \u00e0 la messe<br>Tout \u00e7a c\u2019est cadeau<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici un po\u00e8me sur l&rsquo;\u00e9cole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":448,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poeme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":454,"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions\/454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leblogdunflaneur.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}